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Wife Swap

Mar. 26th, 2007 | 11:10 pm

Dear gods...

Shared TV's make strange things.

In anycase we are watching Wife Swap.

Gay couple swaps with rigid Christian couple.

Rigid Christian couple... Backward a*Holes

IE, Gay person cannot stay in the house from sun up to sun down because it creeps husband out ridiculously.
Mother in gay house makes comments on how unmanly the house is and how if the guy would learn to use a gun it might raise the manly quota in the house.

Makes comments on lack of Testosterons.

Many disparaging remarks on how gay parent can not raise daughters (Family has 2 daughters)

I am cheering the Gay Couple if yu hadn't guessed. Straight Family Christians Baaaaaaaaad

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Mar. 20th, 2007 | 01:08 am


I want to drop kick these people...

I am currently in the 'common' room using the web to do catch up with LJ.
Serious issue.

The tards in this frakking room.

Complete tards... Walking bundles of testosterone. Talkinga at the TV talking about how theshow isn't doing it right, SHould be sex Right there, too mch talking Hurry up and get it on...

They shuffle chanels and come acros Queer as Folk... God damn The extreme homophobia is not funny.

Even talking about bashing gays.


Now these tools decided to say "Oh man I need find a chick..."
"So many stuck up bitches here in australia."
"You should go to india." (From the Indian)
"No man You should go to Thaiand."
"Where's that?"
"Ya know... got like... Main city is like... Bangkok."
"OOoooh ahhahahaha."
"YEaaah Hahahhaha"

[I was torn between staying quiet and encouraging them...]
Why encourage?
These guys would fall all over the Katoy. (Thai Trannies) And that would fuck them over good.

This is the hotel staff... Fucking wonderfull
Such an educated slice of life.

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Grandma the gamer swearing like a sailor

Mar. 18th, 2007 | 11:48 am


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ZOMG Blonde Airhead

Mar. 17th, 2007 | 07:54 am


"So is your Husband Urban or rural?"
"I don't know what the means...."

And then the gameshow host has a field day.

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Bridge to Terabithia

Mar. 16th, 2007 | 11:56 pm

Before watching the movie I couldn't even get the title straight.

First of. It's not the overblown, fantasy clone, Narnia/Tolkien clone the Trailers make it out to be.

I throughly enjoyed it.
It's about two kids, who let their whimsy free when they hang out together after school.

It was really touching.
SO no not a movie for everyone.
But I was happy I went.

First movie in a long time with children as main characters where I didn't dislike(Up to and including Loath) the child.

Very shiny.

I wanna take Dorian and Diasis to go see it.

So that Makes 300 and this one that I'm dragging them to.

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Pole Dancing kit for kids

Mar. 16th, 2007 | 09:00 pm


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Mar. 16th, 2007 | 08:56 pm

Found at http://community.livejournal.com/food_porn/3415253.html

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If I Only were a goth

Mar. 14th, 2007 | 10:58 pm

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Whoot 1984

Mar. 12th, 2007 | 10:50 pm


I'm fixing someones computer.
They walked away but left the radio on.

I'm tuning it out because it's in Thai.

But then The girl starts saying things in English.
I realise its some kind of learn the language program. Spelling words and explanations in Thai etc...

But I start actually listening.

"Benefactor to society"

WTF... they are teaching people English with words like this?

"Productive member of society"

What the crap?

"My constructive opinion is..."

Then she spouts this. This thing practicaly threw me on the floor had I not been sitting down

"The four mental attributes of a being who is sublime or grand-minded like a
god which are..."

Followed "The wish to help all people attain happiness, Loving kindness, goodwill, and

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Coolest Nicknames Listing

Mar. 12th, 2007 | 03:25 am

I was googling Wuffy.

And found this.



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Mar. 11th, 2007 | 10:08 am


These things are so cute!

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How to put your foot in it and keep cramming.

Mar. 9th, 2007 | 02:34 pm


So wrong.

"I'm a Girl you ****"

"Don't Cry Little Girly. Your chest just Manly Like Shogun Warrior"
-"Very Aerodynamic"
-"You can join Men's Gymnastics"
-"You never have Back problems, Be Happy!"

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Stupid Internets

Mar. 7th, 2007 | 01:31 am

God Damn it.

Why Is it so damn hard tog et decent SERVICE.


When Browsing the internet 90% of sites turn up as.

he connection has timed out

The server at is taking too long to respond.

I'm Not even trying to go to

I'm trying to get to GOOGLE!
Or A webcomic. Or LJ!

Edit: Oh Goody, Now its

Which links to a 'file'
that in notepad opens to...

CF10Zthai_girl_move_Fanclub_zero118 kicked natee2528 for "no reason"

Seriously... Whats with my internet...

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(no subject)

Mar. 2nd, 2007 | 06:38 pm

[-] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[-] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[-] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[-] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[-] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[-] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 3

[-] You wear flip flops all year.
[-] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[-] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[-] You're a sports fanatic.
[-] You are tanned.
[-] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an Australian something
Total = 4

[-] The Sopranos is a great show.
[-] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (Thats everyone on the Belgian Side of my Family.)
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[-] You know Italian songs.
[-] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[-] You speak some Italian.
[-] You are under 5'10''
[-] You know what an italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4

[-] You say member instead of remember.
[-] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[-] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.(sometimes)
[-] You are dark skinned.
[-] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[-] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[-] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2

[-] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[-] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[-] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 4

[-] You think beer is the best.
[-] You have a bad temper.
[-] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (Both.... At different times)
[X] You like the color green.
[-] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[-] You have a family member from Ireland.
[-] You have blonde hair.
[-] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 3

African American
[-] You say nigga/nukka casually
[-] You have nappy hair.
[-] You like rap.
[-] You know how to shoot a gun
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[-] You like watermelon.
[-] You can dance.
[-] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 2

[-] You have slanty/small eyes.
[-] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[-] You have played the piano.
[X] You have family from asia.
[-] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[-] Most people think you're chinese.
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[-] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3

[X] You like bread.
[-] You think German Chocolate is good. (Belgian/Swiss is BETTER!)
[X] You Speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[-] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total = 6

[-] You like/play/played hockey.
[-] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[-] You know what poutine is
[X] You speak some french.
[-] You love Tim Horton's.
[-] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[-] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 2

[-] You hate foreigners.
[-] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[-] You are not cultured.
[-] You hate abortion.
[-] But love the death penalty.
[-] You don't read.
[-] You shop at walmart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 1

It's Biased SOmehow I am German....
Where's the french Belgian Bundle... Plus unequal amounts of Options to tick in each country slot.

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(no subject)

Feb. 28th, 2007 | 12:21 pm


Damn it places to stay are expensive in Aus.

Need find way to have decent accomodation.

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(no subject)

Feb. 26th, 2007 | 05:57 pm

Pretty Pretty Abandon3ed places

Oooh So Pretty....

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Vampire: Bloodlines

Feb. 22nd, 2007 | 02:33 pm

I love all the strange conversations in this game.
Absolutly wonderfull

I ripped all the Radio audio loops to my MP3 Playlist also so i get to hear

"Last year democratic candidate Michael ROBBINS brought a sports-utility vehicule. Three months later, there was two separate incidents of hits-and-run in his area by unidentified SUV vehicules. Is democratic candidate Michael ROBBINS to blame? Can you afford to take that chance? Can your children? Vote republican senator Robert THORN, the candidate who has never committed vehicular homicide!

Democratic candidate Michael ROBBINS has never publicly stated his position on child pornography. Is it because he's hiding something? Would you want a child pornographer voting on this nation's laws? Would you trust your children's future to someone like that? Vote republican senator Robert THORN, the candidate that has committed to locking up child pornographers!

Democratic candidate Michael ROBBINS recently sued senator Robert Thorn for accusing ROBBINS of being a murderous child pornographer. But ROBBINS had previously said he was against clogging courts with frivolous lawsuits. Wouldn't that make him a hypocrite? Would you want a hypocrite as your next congressman? Would you want your children to become hypocrites? Vote republican senator Robert THORN, the candidate NOT accused of being a murderous child pornographer!"

Every now and then.
Can't help but laugh.

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Feb. 20th, 2007 | 04:29 pm

I hath moved house.


Yea I know short notice.

Anyways. New appartment, Will try and get pics in the next few days.

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Global Warming

Feb. 18th, 2007 | 08:22 pm

Okay GLobal warming is probably the worst name that it should have been given.

But to call it BS because it's suddenly cold doesn't rank as a great logical leap.

Yes some people are probably exploiting it.

THere is a saying.
"More people are living off AIDS, then dying of it."

Meaning people making money out of the AIDS crisis.

In anycase.
Globalw arming, CLimate shifts, Melting Freezing, Evaporating ETC... In anycase.
Something not right is happening to the global weather.

And looking at it and saying. "Meh... It's BS, people just tyring to make money."
Or a line like this. "We had an Ice Age BEfore... This is just the next one rolling along."

I can get people don't want to get suckered. But thats bad excuses to do nothing.

I'm not saying the world will end here and now.

I'm saying somehting Is screwy. We certainly under NO cirucmstances are innocent with how messed up the current planet is. Wether it be weather, polution, tides, animal extinction.

You don't need to become an overzealous anti everything Hipi non consumer vegan.

But for gods sake don't say I didn't do nothing, and it's not my fault. It aint happening anyways.


THe US is turning INto an Ice Sheet, in this really cold winter. China is flooding and suffering droughts at the same time. Australian Climate is getting drier and more Aride each year.

And you want to tell me this is a BS scandal and it's Normal!?

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Jesus Saves

Feb. 18th, 2007 | 06:28 pm

Gamer Humour

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(no subject)

Feb. 17th, 2007 | 12:58 am


If this makes no sense...

Pirate song from Lazytown needs to be heard.
Here it is attached to a flash loop

Sillyness in spades.

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More weird thailand

Feb. 16th, 2007 | 03:20 pm

I am moving into a new appartment.

Now the problem.
I have to get Power of Attorney fdrom the owner Just tog et ADSL put in on the phoneline because the name on the phoneline is his!

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Feb. 15th, 2007 | 11:52 am

Oh dear CChrist.

It BUrns...

Lj's Pink valentines theme.

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XD Flash photography

Feb. 13th, 2007 | 10:02 pm

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Expression of the day

Feb. 13th, 2007 | 04:00 pm

"Visually Spelunking every crevice of cleavage"

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Rose crazyness.

Feb. 13th, 2007 | 02:10 pm

Regular Price of a Rose Here. 20Bhat.
Valentine special price. 500Bhat.

Special deal for 99 Roses. 20,000Baht

Approximate cost in AUD
0.767501 AUD
19.1875 AUD
767.241 AUD

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Feb. 11th, 2007 | 02:02 am

Bad Bad Internet Humour.

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Feb. 11th, 2007 | 12:28 am


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Just for sebkah

Feb. 11th, 2007 | 12:07 am

I saw the pictures from the Party.

Awesome Costume.

Well Done.


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Fear of Grannies

Feb. 11th, 2007 | 12:04 am


Whats the term for that kind of Phobia...

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Feb. 10th, 2007 | 10:45 pm

* The Bandwagon Diet

One can lose weight by polling the opinions of fellow bloggers. If enough people believe one has gained or lost weight, then, one's weight is physically altered. The Bandwagon Diet is widely believed to be more cost effective than the Atkins Diet and a monthly regime costs no more than a £24.99 DD from NTL.

FOund here

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Say What?

Feb. 10th, 2007 | 10:36 pm

Thai government launches publicity centre

"Mr. Yongyuth said the publicity centre will by no means turn out to be a propaganda campaign for the government but will help educate the people about political reforms, teach moral and ethical principles (among other interesting subjects), and uphold patriotism and the monarchy."

not touchinng that statement with a ten foot pole.

OK fine I am...

SOunds like a spin center... come on.Your paycheck relies on making sure people are happy with the government and avoid another coup... Or upheaval or whatever...

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Dildo related arrest

Feb. 10th, 2007 | 08:09 pm

Okay this is a few eyars old.

But it's still damned funny.

It is illegal her in thailand, to have anything pornographic, Including oils and dildo's

I like this part best

"Police are now looking for the buyers but the source added "these matters are hidden and the effects most often used in private". An 30 day amnesty is under consideration in which any such effects can be handed back. "We will ask no questions, even if the effect appears to have been used" said the source."

Basicly You have 30 days from that day to hand back your Dildo and they wont come and arrest you.


Also funny.

"Several of the effects was later found missing from the station. It is assumed that they have been taken by polimen who themselves wanted to investigate the criminal usage of the articles further."

" "Almost all of the items were much bigger than the real thing, even if it said 'natural size' on the package. Who can use a monstrum of 10 or 12 centimeters length for anything pleasurable is beyond my imagination" said one of the officers."

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Feb. 9th, 2007 | 03:44 pm


I want to see this movie.

Also that charcater reminds me of dilph.

Title = 300

Soon I hope

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Feb. 9th, 2007 | 02:58 pm

I am so happy.

After discovering that the plot to "50 First Dates" Is not original. *Phew*

SOrry that was a crap ass movie with the plot Ideals seemingly original. (FOrgetting and waking up the very next day thinking it's x time ago)

Currently reading "Hyperion"

One character is the father of a 24 year old woman.
Who gets caught in a strange event, Anti-Enthropy event inside ancient Time Tombs.

Basicly. Her body starts Aging backwards.
And when she sleeps her memories go backwards one day.
In effect she travels 2 days back each day. From that single event.

Loosing memory, Skill, Abilities, Knowledge...
Originaly she started by creating a preperation speech to herself, so she could catch up to the time that was missing. Eventually the gap became so great, she asked to not be told.
And so they attemtped to pretend time had not passed, Each day she would have strange questions and this or that. But would forget and would start again from the day before.

Most awesome segemtn so far.

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"I'm wearing boots of escaping!"

Feb. 2nd, 2007 | 08:49 pm



Clip from Reno 911.

"I'm Wearing Boots of Escaping!"

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Mass Advertising.

Feb. 1st, 2007 | 04:13 pm

Promo video from 1960's for the One Ultimate For everyone ad.

It has been named the "Your Name Here Ad." And was meant to be a stock add to just plaster a name and product into it.

It's 10 freking minutes long... Of Advertising And trying to promote a product without Knowing What the product is or what it does, or who sells it...

Just watch the bad dialogue as two people try and claim how much they need this one thing that they don't have but don't know how to talk about it.

And also... I would hate to see stock ads. It sucks enough to have to be exposed to Ads. Imagine if they were all the damn same.

"John! You mean?..."
"That's right Marie. Starting tomorow i'm no longer just a shipping clerk. I'm chairman of the board!"
"And it's ALlll Because Of..."
[Your Poduct Here]

On a secondary note.
THis ad is awesome.
I wanna be able to smash my head into a mirror and flake off exterior like clay until I look like someone else.

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Jan. 31st, 2007 | 12:28 pm

God that shit scares me.

Can someone tell me what the music is.

Sorry most of you wont understand the words though.

Basicly it's a french politician that keeps pushing for a police state. He also happens to be Minister of the interior.

In charge of the police...

So it's speeches coupled in with the vids from Police officers harrasing Youths. In a attempt to squash... Delinquence in youths...



He wants to turn french politics into AMerican politics... He admits this yes.

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Jan. 31st, 2007 | 11:55 am


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Jan. 31st, 2007 | 01:31 am

The good place to get your trends on the stockmarket


Curious about those markers though. (Values and stock names)
If they are legit


I totaly could see inc_b doing this though.

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Star wars

Jan. 29th, 2007 | 12:09 pm

Star wars


TUnnel run using nohing but hands..


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Overheard in BKK

Jan. 26th, 2007 | 07:21 pm

Woman: Yea thats the area with all the thai restaurants...


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my phone is fucked

Jan. 26th, 2007 | 02:42 pm

It's running low on batery I plug it into my charger. Justa s I push the plug in... "Battery FulL!!"

WTF... SO I call. Within seconsd it's going "Charge Me! Charge Me!"

We try the battery in someone else phone. "Says empty."

Damn... SO my phone can't read battery life anymore... WHoo...

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Jan. 26th, 2007 | 02:23 pm

I cast... Death by cute


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XD Christian Twitery

Jan. 26th, 2007 | 10:13 am

So many gothic children attempting suicide, slitting their wrists because their friends encourage it and their gothic idols make suicide a viable and attractive option. Goths use extreme peer pressure to push children into self harming, and many begin cutting themselves just to be accepted with the friends. And so it begins, the slippery slope to suicide. Just like their heros like Cobain, Curtis, and the very nature of their lives, surrounding themselves with evil images, horror movies, dressing in black like they are attending a funeral.

Yes... Kurt Cobain is a Goth Hero...



The man is so full of himself he quotes Himeslef on his own website.
Saying that gods are more dangerous the Peadophiles.


Children need to grow up around people who offer them a real chance to lead a normal happy well adjusted life, not those who would abuse them. Jocks and preppies are good role models. Friends who would encourage them to take part in sports, or join the cheerleading squad. We believe that every child deserves a second chance.

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I ponder the purpose

Jan. 15th, 2007 | 09:16 pm

I had to go visit customers today. General trouble shooting.

Unfortunatly I ended up having to turn out My bag 3 fecking times....

Once going into a shopping center, and Twice taking the darned MRT (Suubway/underground)

But had no Problems using the BTS (Skytrain, Rail transit on rails above the city streets)

Or getting into any of the office buildings.

THey had CLOSED, the stairs, you could NOT use the stairs, Had to go to the escalator to get into the MRT, and had to have your bag searched before going down...

THis is fucking ridiculous...

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Jan. 14th, 2007 | 10:23 am

I just sent off a quick mail to the DM with Idea's on the character I want to play for the High Level Eberron Campaign.

I really hope he approves of my primary choice.

I got my hands on the rules for Dragon races.

In other words.
A Kobold 3rd level Sorceror / 3rd level Cleric / 12th lvl Mystic Theurge.
Who rides a dire weasel.
But happens to have Wings.


I'm insane But that looks like It could be so awesomely fun.

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Note to self

Jan. 13th, 2007 | 04:30 pm

Tabasco sauce, whle it does make for an INTERESTING coffee falvour additive, Makes hot coffee really burny and difficult to drink more then a mouthfull at a time.

Try with less tabasco.
Or Milder version.

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Jan. 5th, 2007 | 11:30 am

Not much to update about.

Read books, Saw Movies.

Santa's slay, Only reason it's adult is titties, and language and a lil violence.. Plot still looks like something for teens to children.

Okay lets see.
Chasm City
Diamond Dogs / Turquoise Days (Two short stories one after the other.)
Century rain

Those books were awesome.
I am also partway into Redemption Ark but I left the book in my friends car and now... Well I picked up century rain.

Yea... Uh Sometimes I just read quick. >.>

I'm going to go see Blood Diamond tonight see what thats like.
I hope I can get over Leonardo's accent in the movie...

Still have a large stack of books to read.

This week-end I finaly have Gaming!!
Okay so It's living greyhawk... but still. AWESOME!

That is all.

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Dec. 31st, 2006 | 08:51 pm
mood: stressedstressed





7 Bombs have gone off around Bangok tonight...

Happy new years to everyone... Fuck I hope people I know are okay...

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